Well, you
all will be glad to know that I have finally decided to become a social
media-lite. Yes, that’s right, you can now find yours truly on Facebook.
I know, I
know, I have always been pretty open about not liking all this Facebook stuff.
Dogs competing with each other about who has the most friends, I mean how it is
possible for anybody to have 35,000 “friends?” Then some pets get carried away
with talking about their swimming pools and spas and massages and they make
everybody else feel like hobos. And what about the ones (and we all know them)
who feel like they have to keep the world posted on their every move?
7:05 Still
sleepy
8:10 Ate
my morning kibble
8:30 Tinkled
in the backyard, number two sure to follow….
Do I really
want to know all this? Do I really care? No.
But along
the way, I also heard about other dogs who found old buddies and pals that they
hadn’t seen in a long time and I thought that was nice. And I’ve seen a lot of
videos that humans posted about their pets and I love those. Plus, I do feel
the need to keep an eye on Mom as every time she posts a stupid story or
picture about me on Facebook, I have to deal with all the heat from the guys in
the ‘hood. So, I made up my mind to take the plunge. But I draw the line at
Facebook. No Instabark or Twitterdog for me! And don’t even get me started on
the whole “pinning other dogs up to a board” thing!
So, anyways,
when you have a free minute, please go to my Facebook page and help me get
“Likes” which are really just a collection of belly-rubs owed to me on the
‘puter. Mom only gives me belly-rubs in the morning, after supper and at night,
so you can see why I need all the help I can get!
