Where I Think About Starting My Own Security Company

Hi Guys! I know it has been a long time but we have all been busy with other things. Mom has been busy being sad about Grandma and I have been busy trying to find ways to make her cheer up.  Anyways, I think things are a little better lately so I can get back to making some plans of my own now that she doesn’t need me so much. One of the things I have been thinking about is forming my own police-dog team. Wait now, just hear me out…This wouldn’t be just your average run of the mill “Rent-A-Dog” place.

First, it will be my company and I will be in charge of everything. My job title will be something like “Super Alpha-Dog Boss” and I will have a badge (just like my Mom’s) with my picture on it that I will wear on a string around my neck. I will handpick all my employees, probably mostly shepherds, but with some Rotties and Dobies and Pitties mixed in. I am still deciding about the company name and am open to any suggestions. I think “K-9 Enforcers” is the best one I have come up with so far. Our motto: Protect. Enforce. Secure. Terminate

Customers could hire my company for a lot of different reasons. Government customers might want to hire us to keep everybody out of their buildings but the people that work there. They don’t want terrorists coming in 'cause of bombs and such, but they also don’t want regular humans coming in sniffing around and voicing their ‘pinions all over the place. My team could make sure that all the terrorists and voters and pizza boys stay away so that the government can work the way it wants to!

Or think of a bank, for example, where humans sit at desks all day talking on the phone and working on ‘puters. My team could do recon and patrol the building to make sure everybody is working hard and not going to the bathroom too much. Shepherds are born to herd so we can clear out any break-room or cafeteria in a red hot minute. Any slackers on the ‘puter will get a steely-eyed look and if that doesn’t work, a low growl and a show of teeth. After two warnings, all bets are off and the culprit will be dragged…uhm.. escorted off the premises. While we are doing all that, we could also fight off any robbers or shady-looking characters who say they want to make a withdrawal.

Well, the possibilities are endless. I think I really have a good idea here if I can just sell Mom on it. Honestly, she treats me like a baby when I am just about full-grown now! I will have to somehow talk her into giving me some start-up cookies to pay my team with and then I will p-mail my posting around the neighborhood. We won’t discriminate, but NO POODLES NEED APPLY!